I hold myself in that delicious state between sleep and wakefulness.  With eyes still closed I look around the room.  I need no sight to see the silhouettes of familiar furniture, expectant and soulless. I grow aware of the sensation of deep relaxation spread throughout my body, which shortly will flee as the tensions of […]

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Well people are saying I’m past my prime Cos I put all my money down on sub prime Pyramid selling is real sublime So don’t counsel caution cos you’re wastin’ my time!   Well I wouldn’t say that I’m too trustin’ but the gold coins you sold me, well they’re all rustin.’   Blue Horseshoe […]

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“So let’s get this straight,” she said. “Exactly why are you writing this blog?” “Well,” I replied, “I’m obviously doing it to serve mankind selflessly, support endangered species and reduce global warming. I also hope one day to be invited to write a blog for Cutesy Kittens Weekly.com” She gave me another of those looks. […]

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Tortured soul; battering his storm-tossed hull on rocks of self effacement and coral reefs of critical acclaim.   Watch now, as microscopic minds seek to seize the vessel’s wheel and steer his ship to calmer pools, inconsequent, where skeletal remains of once proud men o’ war now atrophy and drip demented lunacy into the voracious […]

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She hasn’t come back yet. I think I might have upset her. I’m sure she’ll get over it. But for now I’ll have to carry on talking to all you cybermen on my own. And cyberwomen. I didn’t mean to be sexist. But then again, can you actually get Cyberwomen? It must be a bit […]

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“I enjoyed that,” she said. “What?” I asked. “You last post,” silly. “You make it sound like it was a military tune played on a bugle,” I said. She giggled. “Well, it was more of a song than a poem really, wasn’t it. Anyway you’re not too bad at this writing stuff.” I was going […]

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“Will this do?” I asked “For what?” she replied. You said you wanted a poem in this post.” “Go on then,” she said. “Well it’s more of a song, really,” I said. “Though I could give you a deep sophisticated poem instead if you like.” She looked exasperatedly at me. “Just get on with it […]

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